Today I saw this:
In this exhibit at the De Young (which was like a pre-party for Paris):
And got these at Goodwill for $7:
(I THINK THEY WILL COME IN HANDY IN MANCHESTER BECAUSE MANCHESTER IS A CITY WHERE PEOPLE GO OUT AND DO THINGS AND I WILL NEED SHOES LIKE THESE IF I AM GOING TO GO OUT IN THE CITY. SO PREPARED. THAT IS WHAT CITI GIRLS DO. THEY WEAR SECOND HAND BLACK VELVET HEELS THAT BELONGED TO A STRIPPER IN 1997 AND GO OUT TO COOL PLACES.)
Then I had lots of chicken tikka masala and painted my toes green. Today was a very good day.