The First Big Weekend

I should be turning in my major declaration form, finding a way to eat lunch, reading The Atlantic Economies and After The Black Plague, writing a paper about race during the American Revolution, drafting an outline for a paper about whether it was god's giant Fail creating sin, and volunteering at the radio station. And what the fuck happened to all of those emails I sent concerning that internship?

Instead I will "faff" about, as the English girls would put it.